Steven Tyler and the burger bonanza

Steven Tyler, you used to be the man.  What happened? This is how cool you used to be:

Granted, you're older now and you've lived a crazy rock star life.  You're probably tired from counting scarves or fighting aliens with rock and roll. I get it. But come on, a burger king commercial?  I was disapointed when Darius Rucker was in one a few years ago and he's way less famous or cool as you are.  I mean, poor Darius doesn't even have a  Hootie and the blow fish roller coaster like Aerosmith does. How can he compete? 

My favorite song growing up was "Pink".  I know it's not your best, but it was how I was introduced to you.  I loved rock and roll. It was what my mom and I bonded over.  She drove a trans am for crying out loud. 

So anyways, I watching T.V. one day.  I'm not sure how I saw this because I usually only watch netflix. Let's pretend I was being a concerned citizen and watching the news.  So I was taking notes about the news when this Burger King commercial came on and who appears like a bad nightmare? You, Steven Friggin' Tyler! No lie! Selling burgers.  This is something I'd expect out of classy dames like Paris Hilton-but not you!  It was bad enough that you were on American Idol.  At least that had to do with music and you probably made mucho dinero.

I'd like to propose a memorial service
for your dignity.

RIP Steven Tyler's dignity.  You had a good run but now you're getting ready to be replaced by the Aerosmith Christmas Special, "Pink" cologne, "Dream on" camomile tea, and "crazy" lip gloss