I need to be famous by yesterday

Their are a lot of famous people out there, making crazy amounts of moola.  Living plush lives with centaur carriages, tiger servants and Pegasi sharks.

Yeah, that's the stuff!

But how does someone acquire fame?

Let me level with you, I'm like most of you, not wealthy.  That's okay I guess. I mean, every girl dreams of the day when they will have a centaur carriage.  I have tried many avenues to try and become filthy rich and famous (all of them legal, thank you) but none of them have worked.  I mean, I do some pretty awesome things.

For instance:

I can magically cure hiccups.

I'm good at problem solving

I'm also an entrepreneur.

If these people are famous,why can't I be?

Never mind, I guess things could be worse.