or this one
It couldn't get any more awesome than this right? Wrong!
What could possibly beat out howling wolves or majestic unicorns prancing in front of waterfalls? It would have to take a shirt to end all shirts. One that had the mystery of the moon, the magic of a unicorn and the respect inspired by the wolf. How could mankind even dare to step up to the challenge.
Well one genius person did, and you should consider yourself lucky to be born in this lifetime just to purchase this shirt.
When you adorn yourself with this shirt you are giving a very specific message to the rest of the world.
People will fear and admire you as strut through the school cafeteria to pick up your tray and chocolate milk.
Need a job? Try wearing this to your next interview. They'd be crazy not to hire you.
Have a special day coming up? Why not make it one to remember.
Remember, with great power comes great responsibility. The public may not be ready for three hippo unicorns howling at the moon at first, but you just have to assure them that all change is scary at first and that they are at the dawn of a new era.
I would have put up a picture of Michael Bolton wearing one but it would have been too much too fast. Here's a picture of only Michael Bolton.
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